Terms of Service

Last updated: June 2026 — written by a human who wishes they'd become a plumber instead.

1. Acceptance

By using Thematically Misaligned ("the site", "this fever dream"), you agree to these terms. If you don't agree, close the tab. We'll miss you, but we'll cope.

2. What This Is

Thematically Misaligned is a platform hosting various experimental apps. Our flagship offering is Friday Drop — a service that collects user-submitted quotes and transforms them into AI-generated songs every Friday.

Yes, that's a real thing we built on purpose.

3. Your Account

• You need a social login (Google, Apple, GitHub) to submit quotes
• You're responsible for your account — don't share it, don't let your cat sign in
• We can suspend or terminate accounts that violate these terms
• You can delete your account any time — we won't guilt-trip you

4. Content You Submit

When you submit a quote, you're telling us:

1. You have the right to share it (it's not copyrighted material, state secrets, or your therapist's notes)
2. You grant us a license to use it in AI-generated content (songs, compilations, whatever cursed thing we make next)
3. You understand the output is public — everyone will hear your quote set to a beat
4. You won't submit anything illegal, threatening, or that could get us in actual trouble

5. Prohibited Content

Don't submit quotes that are:

• Threats of violence or harm to real people
• Hate speech, slurs, or bigotry (be unhinged, not hateful — there's a difference)
• Personal information of others without consent (phone numbers, addresses, etc.)
• Copyrighted lyrics or text you don't have rights to
• Anything involving minors in any inappropriate context
• Actually illegal content of any kind

We reserve the right to remove content and ban users who violate this. Our moderation approach is "vibes-based but firm."

6. The AI Output

The songs generated by our AI are public creations of the platform. You don't own the song because your quote was in it — that's not how this works. Think of it like a collaborative art piece where the artist is an algorithm with no taste and unlimited confidence.

We also can't guarantee the AI won't produce something weird. It probably will. That's the feature, not the bug.

7. Ads

We run ads to keep the lights on. By using the site, you accept that ads exist. We'll try to keep them non-obnoxious but we make no promises about the ad network's aesthetic sensibilities.

8. Availability

We'll try to keep things running, but this is a side project, not a hospital. If the site goes down on a Thursday night and the Friday Drop is late, we're sorry but also it's free and you'll survive.

"Uptime SLA" is a phrase that makes us break out in hives.

9. Liability

The site is provided "as is." We're not liable for:

• Songs that are terrible (most of them)
• Songs that are accidentally good (a miracle)
• Embarrassment caused by your quote being recognisable
• Emotional damage from the AI's musical choices
• Any disputes between you and whoever originally said the quote
• Lost productivity from refreshing the page waiting for the Friday Drop

10. Intellectual Property

The Thematically Misaligned brand, logo (three misaligned shapes), site design, and generated content belong to us. Your submitted quotes remain yours — we just have a license to turn them into questionable music.

11. Termination

We can shut this whole thing down whenever we want. We hope we won't, but if maintaining an AI song generator becomes untenable (financially, legally, or spiritually), we'll give reasonable notice and archive what we can.

12. Governing Law

These terms are governed by the laws of Australia. Any disputes will be handled in Australian courts, which means you'll have to deal with our timezone. Sorry about that.

13. Changes

We can update these terms. We'll change the date at the top. If we make major changes that affect your rights, we'll make it obvious. Continued use after changes = acceptance. Standard stuff.

14. Contact

Questions? Complaints? Existential dread about AI-generated music? Email hello@thematicallymisaligned.net.

Please don't email us your quotes directly. Use the app. That's what it's for.